女人40歲以上是怎樣?－Wei & 皮的大小事

這是美國CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 )主持人Andy Rooney
對40歲以上的女人的看法 :

As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.

Here are just a few reasons why:

A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask,

"What are you thinking?"

She doesn't care what you think.

If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game,

she doesn't sit around whining about it.

She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting.

Women over 40 are dignified.

They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera

or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.

Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you

if they think they can get away with it.

Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.

They know what it's like to be unappreciated.

Women get psychic as they age.

You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.

Once you get past a wrinkle or two,

a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.

Older women are forthright and honest.

They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are
acting like one.

You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.

Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.

Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal.

For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,

there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants

making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.
Ladies, I apologize.

For all those men who say,

"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?",

here's an update for you.

Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage.

Why?

Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig

just to get a little sausage!

---------- 我是心得分隔線 ----------

這是今天收到的一封mail的內容，
看到最後偷笑了出來。

以前40歲以上的女人，像媽媽那種年代，
一切以丈夫、小孩為重，
每天除了家庭，還是家庭，
一點自己都沒有。

現在40歲已上的女人，優點多多，
不需要為自己年華老去而傷感，
而是開心自己經歷過這麼多年輕美眉沒有經歷過的事，
擁有許多年輕美眉所沒有的東西。

除了....外在的青春。

而這個在現在而言，
只要保養得宜，根本也不是什麼大問題。
(天然ㄟ尚好)

看一下Andy Rooney對40歲以上女人的形容，
在來對照一下自己，
有一些Wei現在就這樣了耶~

這是在說，Wei在心態上已經老了嗎??
還是說，我很幸運的，不用到了40歲後才能擁有那些好呢?

--------- 我是中文翻譯的分隔線 ---------

隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人